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This week

Friday, January 26, 2007


I've been testing my beds out for the past few days and lemme tell you they are a dream a wonderful dream to sleep on. Its incredibly comfortable and i can fall asleep in minutes and that is a great achievement in bed manufacture!

This week has been really hectic with the coming of Games Fest! the DOTA CHALLENGE IS HERE!! I'm the referee(unfortunately)

Tuesday,PE was CRAZY RUN SO MANY ROUNDS LEH dammit all! We also met our Chem tuitor for the first time in Chem lab(duh!) and did some titration but i emptied too much thing in the standard flask so my values were all wrong so i tried to "calculate" how much it should be.

Wednesday, finally completed Chapter 1 on cells and that means new lecturer(sian)Mr Clement Ong is a pretty good Bio teacher as he is pretty entertaining although maybe a little effeminate(according to J2s)
First Chem tutorial was also that day however it was spent solely on introduction of our tuitor Mr Lim KT(he has a very interesting life.Well liked by everyone in secondary school.Despised by teachers in JC but treated as a hero by students as he had like 7 CCAs and get quite a large sum of money and built a student lounge in NYJC so obviously a hero then studies no gd...Kena retained....got out of JC with really gr8 marks for A lvls.Went to NS kenna TEKAN in his unit by running daily then sign on in army then tore his bicep after doing 45 pull ups for NAPFA so he go University then study then became teacher.)
Chinese lesson we go Com LAB but not working so lesson end early.But got council meeting so i stayed in school until 7:30(HOOOO)

Thursday, received a tonne of econs homework and had an enlightening GP lesson then slept through the maths lecture(Lecturer has morphine in her breath sure fall asleep one) then slacked through Chinese(teacher MC) then did tutorial during Bio lesson then had a NOT so siao PE!

Today,I had a slack day and spent most of the time at school today at the C.om Lab refereeing the dota challenge which was not so bad but some friend of one competitor sia lan me asking whether i judge he is such a negative person who doesn't let his friend own by himself WTH!!!
Well the second session was better i rooted for TEAM MEOW(CAT high de) and their captain got alot of comments and this is the best part....all the teams in session WERE/ARE from CAT HIGH!!!

Ok i've got to write my GP blog entry and prepare for kayaking tmrw!!



Day rating:9(dota...rox la)


Battled at || 8:43 PM
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OOOKAAY!!!NEW BEDS!

Monday, January 22, 2007


Today started out as a normal hectic day with alot of rushing and the like. However i had to lug my laptop bag around today and that was no easy task but was supposed to do a Chinese Project today with You long,Elton and Geng Yuan(GY) so i guess it can't be helped.
We meet out Mathematics tuitor for the first time today and let me just say that she has already got on Haresh's(classmate) nerves by telling him to present the answer for the challenging questions for no apparent reason (frankly i don't know why him but at least its not me).I could tell that he kinda needed help so we spent half of lunch doing the question and i am glad to say that we managed to complete the task so Congratulations to us!
Anyway when we were trying to do the project we hit a pretty major snag. The internet,our essential tool to quick and easy research was down periodically and we could not connect to the network so after a few searches the internet went KA-PUT so we gave it up and worked with what we had.
I went for ODAC after playing some DOTA on my com and it felt weird for everyone to stare at me playing happily but well sucks for them!
MY NEW SEALY BED IS HERE BABE ITS HIGH DAMN HIGH!!! WHOOOO


Day rating:10(my new bed is finally here HOOOOO)


Battled at || 8:45 PM
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Dota challenge is over and so is cross country



On Tuesday,it was an exhilarating(..ok not really) clash between Pak Tao's team and Nigel's team. We moved the coms to LT2 in an hour then we let the event commence i was nervous refereeing but it wasn't so bad after all.
Back to the match. In about five minutes all of us heard the ever famous "FIRST BLOOD" call and Nigel's teammate was the blood so pretty obvious as to where the match was going. Anyways we split the scene halfway to go eat Pizza and guess what i found out that Wai hao is a vegetarian(OMG) anyways the match ended in an hour so it was moving time again.
The Chinese project is finally over now frankly we over-shot the time limit by like umm 15 minutes lol. Anyways now we gotta do a Bio project so that really stinks.
Cross country was pretty ok and thanks to P.E here i managed to run all the way through 3.8 km so thats very satisfying to me.Also Speak E-Z is gonna start soon and guess who's lucky number 1 to go first? ME thats who! Thank you veeeery muuch Hui Jin!(sarcasm here just in case you couldn't catch it).
During the DOTA challenge i learned one really ****ed up thing.I cannot join ODAC and student council at the same time so one of them's gotta go! So i'm gonna stick it out through three months first until JAE's over and see what i am going to drop. For those keeping score, ODAC is winning coz the people are friendlier there(J1s and J2s are nice there so....)
Anyways i gotta finish up my GP blog b4 i get scolded so its time to go!


Week rating:8(speak E-Z and bio project....)


Battled at || 8:45 PM
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Birthday present!

Saturday, January 20, 2007


I went to Parkway Parade to buy a nice heart pendant for Mum's birthday.We bought at Meyson's and the sales person was really helpful and very surprised that we were buying a present for our Mom(wow i didn't know that we were so filial)Anyways there was a side offer for a silver bracelet so we bought it for Zi hui's birthday present so one shop,two items,two satisfied ladies(hopefully). Anyways we went to have a haircut at Takashimaya(Le salon) and i had the customary hairwash and woah i got a free massage(Thanks to my broad shoulders!HOOOO loL)

Well after the haircut dinner was to follow and after a looong debate as where to eat Mum decided that we should eat at Paragon and soon we decided to eat at Akashi and then after a pretty sumptious meal we went home. So now i'm going to plat DOTA



Day rating:10(finally got Mum's present)


Battled at || 10:29 PM
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My week



This week we all finally had our tutorial lessons with our PDGs and lemme tell you its really tiring but at least my timtable is really empty and i end pretty early

I've joined ODAC and for the first meeting we learned how to tie knots and bind spas(sticks) in various styles(tripod,round hitch) bla bla bla..... but it was quite enriching oh yeah and we told alot of lame jokes to make our leader(Nellyn) get brain freeze with the help of the other leader(Vincent).

On Thursday was the first official day with tutorials and everything(P.E included) and P.E IS REALLY XIONG! It was pretty exhausting.

Friday we got a Chinese project to hand in in about two weeks time so my group is going to stay behind after Monday and Friday for abit. Oh yeah and for my first duty as Econs rep, I got to give the class HOMEWORK(sorry guys...)Then at the end of the day must do some GP blog thing

Friday was also the second ODAC meeting and Nicholas(NHHS one) wanted to crash table-tennis so i was unable to follow him. ODAC that day was to make a catapult to fire water bombs at other people which obviously required us to use our knowledge from the previous meeting.My group's catapult was very small coz we couldn't buy the sticks in time but it was alright coz we still managed to make one. Other groups catapult was bigger and involved more spas but then they ran out of points to buy water bombs so we got to soak them more even though our catapult was not as impressive as our launcher was operated solely by Ryan-POWER! While the other groups used more of the "principle of moments" thing but hey they had more sticks.
It was incredibly fun and i can't wait for the next meeting on Monday.


Battled at || 3:17 PM
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Today

Sunday, January 14, 2007


I got up extremely early today at about 10:30(which is quite early considering i slept at 2:00). Well i went to my computer to go plpay some dota and sadly i didn't win many matches coz my teammates were noobies and kept talking alot of nonsense so that kinda pissed me off.Well at least i could settle down and read a good book(Digital Fortress-Dan Brown) so that appeased me.

Oh the choir called me to audition for well the choir and i'm not sure whether i should join or not but then i kinda need a CCA that will involve alot of physical activities that can give a grat workout and even though its quite an honour(coz it means my voice is good) and privelege(coz of Chio bu's that shld be there) to be able to join AJC's choir.However,after much consideration i've decided not to join the choir in favour of ODAC it might dissapoint a few people but hey i need the activites ODAC offers.

So i've told the person who called me i won't be at the audition so now that thats over with its time to go to ODAC on Wednesday.Whats next will be figuring out how to go to Mr.Ong's when ODAC takes up both short days.

Its late now(in my mum's opinion) so its to go crash.



Day rating:8(not much comment but my videos when converted to Mpeg4 format turn out ok so i'm quite happy with that)


Battled at || 10:32 PM
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Yesterdays news!



Yesterday i got up at like 12 noon exactly so that was weird....then i went to go play DOTA and owned so many games that i got bored and went to do some revision.I was going for a dinner later but i din noe when it started coz Russ wasn't back from his little orientation camp(he was a councillor so he had to be there) yet and mum told him all the details.Well i did my revision until like 17:00-ish and he still wasn't back so i kinda suspected he was at JEC with his friends so when he got back imagine my surpirse when he told me he lost his Handphone and he din have a reciept sooo GOODBYE YOURRR HANDPHONE.

Regardless we called the company who said that they will do their best to trace the cab but...it would never work....Well obviously mum reprimanded him for losing the phone which was hers and had all the contacts in it however, i dun think its the loss of the phone that pissed her off it was the fact that Russell din ask for the reciept even though he has lost his phone in a cab b4.Which shows he nvr really learnt his lesson from the first time.THAT should have been the reason to piss mum off.

Well mum cooled off after a while so i think we're all alright now but i think its still making mum pretty angry...oh well hope she can control it.

Dinner was pretty ok the food was not that bad but i find there wasn't enough food...Oh what the heck its not like i was paying or anything(we were invited to the birthday dinner)

Ok so i got home and downloaded a few new hard gay videos(really goddamn funny) but the latest one that i downloaded is four parts long and each one of them is missing exactly 20 seconds of the original video...so i find it really weird that i'm missing twenty seconds of the video for each part so i'm gonna try and download the high quality ones which could take a while since its on a file sharing website(sendspace) its always like "Too busy and cannot download" or some bullshit about me "using a proxy IP server" so i can't download anymore well i say ***k it!


Day rating:8.5(coz of dota ownage)


Battled at || 11:03 AM
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Dang i need some help

Friday, January 12, 2007


Hey today's lessons were really flying by i had only three and guess what!I only went to two of them i missed my lecture coz i though it was at 13:45! I though i would be late and imagine my surprise when i realised that class was over...Dang how am i gonna get the notes....shite..

Anyways on a better note i'm i went for thee table-tennis try-outs and i obviously make the cut coz they aren't that bad but i think i can match them.The table-tennis club has not enough memebers to play in competitions but there are some people there so i dun think they will miss me.Phoning Vincent for an ODAC spot and guess what there is one so Wednesday i'm walking into ODAC room like that was my first choice so with luck nobody will know.(sneaky sneaky....)

I've discussed this with my mum and well she let me do whatever i want soo ok ODAC it is!



Day rating:10(i still got it)


Battled at || 3:21 PM
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Orientation day 3 THE FINALE

Wednesday, January 10, 2007


On day 3 it was the final day of orientation...We gathered for a morning assembly then go change into our orientation T-shirt which was aaaa...eeee...ummm TOO GODDAMN TIGHT WTF they dun have shirts that are sized XXL ridiculus mon.Then the councillors tried to physco us to join council then there was a bit of announcements regarding our suject combinations.

After all the admin stuff,it was time to learn the AJ Rap...bleecccch!Games time ensued so the first game we played was a weirdo mini(empthasis on mini) opbstacle course where the goal was to balance sponges on our arms and then like get a ping pong ball and a random item then throw the ping pong ball into a cup and then if it gets in da cup,squeeze the water into a bottle.We won that game but only two pairs managed to play so abit....short.

Second game was Fooz ball...HUMAN FOOZ BALL where we were supposed to well play human table soccer with two defenders,five midfielders,three strikers and one gaolie for both teams.WE WON AGAIN 1-0 so not so bad la huh?

Third game was a game where we had to lead a blindfolded person to some cards by shouting only and damn we were very hoarse after that.

We moved to the dance session.We learned a dance(duh) that was to the song "that girl" by N'SYNC it was a really gd song to dance to and the moves were relatively simple to remembe and do so it was quite enjoyable to do.After dancing(WOOT)we had to learn....(drum roll...)THE SCHOOL SONG!!YEAH......wait...the school song?Damn...Well we had no choice so..school song here we go.

After the school song some J2 band came up to teach us the orientation song which is quite ok but guess what some bloody freaky sounding,shameless guy was singing the song so it was quite ruined and it was kinda like ***t well at least we could have lunch after that.-_-
Then we were told to build some monument with incredibly limited resources and if we wanted more we needed to bid for them with our pts(though we dun lose any pts when bidding) so to gain points we had to either answer this weirdo quiz about certain fun facts that no one cares to go find out like "How many bricks were used to make AJ square(the assembly area)?"that was worth 6000 points....quite a heavy question.We din bother with it and went straight to the mini games to earn points though we din really win anything except for one game lol.

Well monument we make it without using any extra materials that we had to bid for.We just used the pizza boxes.My group was in charge of the stuff so when Wai hao and his OGL came with black trash bags i tot they gng to throw but then i stop them then they say they not throwing the boxes only gng to put them in one corner.Then WAI HAO said,"YA LA mumble...mumble...(couldn't hear it but i think he saw i was going to bash him up so he TIAM TIAM ROFL)"

Each ancient had to send two people to go present their ancient's monument with a song/skit so i came up with the macarana and then was told to construct some lyrics.After completing my masterpiece, i was told to go sing it as well! It took some persuading but i finally agreed if and only if Wei xun joined me(needed someone else to share the embarassment). The ancient was quite supportive saying that the song was funny and fit nicely and they promised to cheer for me which was really comforting...not to mention heart warming.

Ok I had to bring the monument down from the hall and then was told that our act had to have a meaning to our monument like why this?why that?why these materials?It wasn't in me song coz i only explained materials used.Then Wei xun and I created a skit to cover up the "significance of our monument" part.I think we showed alot of creativity in the skit coz we somehow managed to tie it in with the song so that ROX BABE!! After doing a formal presentation to the judges(i had no idea we had to) all presenters were told to go sit with OGs and w8 to be called.

Guess what?Cougario(my ancient) waas first....to go on!We were the sixth ancient in colour order and we were presenting first!!!WHATS UP WITH THAT!!Anyway we present liao then apparently Cougario liked it alot coz they helped to make it alot better by addind some cheering where appropriate and everyone laughed at our lame jokes soooooooo...... SUCCESS!!! Every1 else did their little presentations and heres what they did(damn this is a long post)
Panthera:Some weirdo songs from High school musical and from Hady Mirza's single)
Pumera:Some lameo rap as they tried to look all "gangsta" and "Rambosh"(hmmm nice word)
Jaguaria:Something so lame that i forgot

Leapardio:The lion sleeps tonight song where they start "Killing" the ancients by farting to start natural disasters
Cheethia:(2nd best in my opinion)SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS song with a beatboxer
and the winner iiiiiiiiiiiiiis............not announced yet.

They proceeded to announce the winner of the Ancients where Cougario was last(by a close margin i think)and Panthera was first.Who cares?I felt i did my best and had lots of fun and thats most important so deal with it!Then it was prize giving for the best descendant for each Ancient(best descendant for every ancient was all compared and c hu got most points).The best descendant is Pardus of PANTHERA(Si jie's OG)

Ok the last prize was for the best monument(monument+presentation+explanation to judges)
AND THE WINNER IIIIIIISSS.......(DRUM ROLLLLL..........*thump*....*thump*....COUGARIO!
At that moment i din care that my voice was gone i jumped straight up and gave a victory scream as loud as i could!Then went to the stage to claim da prize while chanting Macarena works magic all the way.Hopefully people will remember me for that.Currently most councillors do so thats a good thing.....to me!We had a recap of orientation with some photos played to the song "Gomenasai"by TATU. Finally the closing address and the MASS DANCE IN THE RAIN!!!!
WOOOOOH it was wet it was slightly chilly but it was fun coz everyone danced..It was great!!
That was it and there was an OG dinner but i couldn't attend....sad but i was tired anyway.
As i went home i thought back about the orientation and already started to miss the days of "non-stop high"that only happens during Orientation! I miss those days already but now its studying time which is not too bad but still.I find that a day of fun every fortnight or so never hurt any1 with or without exams right?Maybe more of such programmes should be held....Well one thing is for sure.If i transfer schools,i will never forgot my OGLs,my OG mates and AJC and i will never forget my experience as a COUGAR descendant OSGODI!!!WE HAVE WON the war


Day rating:Way more than ten(this post is long enough so read it to find out why so shiok)


Battled at || 8:03 PM
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CCA carnival and Student Council



Today is Wednesday and i had my first GP lecture...and lemme tell ya IT LOOKS FREAKIN TOUGH! I have no idea how I'm gonna make it through well as John Cena says,"YOU JUST DO IT THIS IS RAAW!!!!"
Ok my first proper econs lecture was held today and it was kinda boring but informative nonethelelss.Ok i kinda had lots of free periods until CCA carnival so i was off to the library to do homework.Which......i never had so i did notes for my Biology lecture notes!(dang i need to find something to do other than homework soon i'm gonna be damn bored)
So at abt two i went to the canteen and met Philip,Wei xun and some AMKsians(AMKSS ppl) and talked about some sorta irrelevant stuff about CCAs which are in quite short supply in AJC. Well it was off to the auditorium and Philip made an interesting point "Why aren't there any booths?" Which lead him to think that the people will try to stall for time so that the J2s can set up their booths.He was right though they did try pretty hard to stall for time(discreetly of course)
So i headed straight to the hall to go try out for table-tennis.They gave me a lousy handshake bat which had cakes of dust on the rubber so all my shots went straight down so i got a new one.Pen grip de WOOOOH but the rubber also sux but at least i can "la chiu" which is really satisfying for me so i think i can make it in.Hopefully Si jie(who for SOME reason,like a meeting with friends,couldn't make the carnival)can make it in the team coz its kind of a small group so i hope there's a try-out on the first training.I tried to find the Air-rifle people but they only want experienced shooters so Philip can't join LOL.
Anyways i went to go visit ODAC which sounds pretty nice to join.Vincent toks ALOT seh!Well i put it under consideration then went to go see the Council immersion programme.Ok after telling the guy we wanted to join,he brought us into Nexus and we sat down on the sofa while we listened to him explain all about Students' Council and its immersion programme which sounds kind of nice but i worried about not being able to have time to play,do my work etc.The guy ummm...his name was i can't rmb but he reassured me that we will learn to better manage our time so i felt relieved and have decided to sign for council after i thrashed Philip's at table soccer!(sorry dude) By that time the carnival was almost over so we just slacked around then went home.
GG


Day rating:9(Carnival rox coz I STILL GOT IT.though i now know i need something else to do.)


Battled at || 5:49 PM
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HEEY NEW VIDEO and first true day of learning

Monday, January 08, 2007


OK hello everybody its me i've added a new video.Its a tribute to Tidus and Yuna i feel that this song is kinda really fitting for this sappy(romantic) love story of Tidus and Yuna so enjoy it.
BTW something wrong with the video i dunno why but it won't load so bear with it ya?
ALSO i'll say this here and now.I did not make this video.I wish i did but i din credit goes to this guy called Darkdragon8922(youtube member)Gr8 job dude!!

ok heres my new day at school today.I went to the auditorium for my Chemistry Lecture....aaaafter going to Lecture Theatre 4 so i kinda went the wrong way.Stupid timetable in which all the class division happens after Wednesday so wasted trips.After Chemistry it was Physics which i actually don't take so sit in for fun.Then it was H2 econs but i dun take that so i left the auditorium and went for Lunch and to go to the Library to read some newspapers.After slacking it was time for a Bio Lecture and lemme tell you the lecturer is really goddamn fast.Can;t rmb his name but it seems pretty interesting there was alot of stuff that some people(nerds or enthusiasts?your choice)seem to know certain things like about what organelle is in the animale cells that is not in plant cells(Centrioles) so....yeah weird.

Well after was time to read those Chemistry notes that i just obtained through the teacher coz they din print enough(LOGISTICS PROBLEM PEOPLE OPTIMIZE!Supplychain disconnect due to insuffiecient supply thats SAD!!!) Spent about an hour with Phillip reading the notes and TC-ing.
Then it was time for my Economics lecture(BORIIING) though it should get interesting soon. After Econs it was a talk about Student affairs regarding discipline and stuff like Character Development Programme yada yada yada....

So after that finally ended i called mum and realized that the driver was almost at AJC.I saw Si jie at school while looking at the time-table which kinda came at a surprise coz i though she could transfer to Jurong Junior College coz the journey is killer for her.Well i went home after that and Sally from YCH called me regarding my PAYCHECK BABE!!! during my car ride home which kinda rocks coz i actually earned money through my work.

Got home had an apple signed up for a subscription for TIME magazine and checked my sister's homework(lotsa mistakes) and i'm gonna go have dinner in a couple of hours.


Day rating:8(lectures...ok la)





Battled at || 5:04 PM
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WELCOME THE NEW YEAR!

Sunday, January 07, 2007


YOZ IT'S 2007 so everybody get those resolutions down.(Mine is to be more outgoing and maybe to look more appealing)

I revamped my blog today changed to an FF7 AC SKIN BABE nice or not?I'll be adding one of my fav you-tube videos so look out for that.
OH yeah i'm in a New school now.(Junior College time ppl time to suck it up)The college is called Anderson Junior College(AJC) for short and every new school(Except Primary school) means Orientation time!

Orientation Day1:Was very nervous when i got to the school so many unfamiliar faces felt very weird wearing such a white uniform coz i haven't worn it for a damn long time. So we got split into Ancients(PUMERA,PANTHERA,JAGUARIA,CHEETHAI,LEOPARDIA,COUGARIO).Then further split into 6 descendants for each Ancient.

At first it was really awkward coz we all din noe each other even our intro about ourselves was stuttered and mumbled.So i kinda tried to get things going by shouting out my intro.This in some weird way encouraged people to speak up.HOWEVER,to help fire up these ppl i needed some help so i got this friend Wei Xun to help me AND,thankfully the Orientaion Group Leaders manged to cause Wen qi(another Convert) to become Entusiastic enough to help me in my cause.Afer that we had a few hours of subject talks which bored the hell outta me.Then we played some games to earn points A.K.A(Brownie Essence or something like that) ok the games thingie may sound lame but it was kinda fun like EXTREME SCISSORS,PAPER,STONE!We lost that one,won another game and couldn't finish another game so not too bad at least we could get the descendant cheering out loud. so thats it for day one stay tuned for the rest and for my first true day of studying!


Day rating:7.5(this is for oreintation day 1 not tt gr8 not engaged enuff)


Battled at || 10:42 PM
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