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Finals..and other shit

Wednesday, March 29, 2006


Well,all divisions are kicked out of the nationals(a bit dissapointing at lelast should've made it in..)but the last match against Dunman with my bro was fun.Jack backed out HAHA BUHBYE BASTARD!so i got 2 play with Russell.We faced the Sports school and got trashed,faced SJI and got beat badly and we fought Dunman and onli JJ won anything but it was quite fun.
Tomorrow is Si jie's birthday and i got a gift for her and i was worrying about whether she like the gift or not but well i've already bought it so wat to do?I can't find anything nicer.Today for the lessons,we watched some dude travel Pakistan and watch bull-shit racing.Had high-jump during PE and i think i jumped very well so it was quite fun to see people make it and ehehehe..MESS UP!I fell asleep in SS(it was boring and she depleted my energy listening to her kpkb for so long)Geog was interesting enough(a water gun might be purchased to use on idiots lol)and in Chinese it was slack,slack and listen to Winston argue with Liu Kou Shui.
I had to go collect Mei's homework(she's got pnuemonia and she had been out for a week)then went to paragon to pik up mum cos she bought some dumplings there.On the trip i smsed Si jie to prepare mentally for a might be unsatisfactory present.Ah well its the thought that counts.
We then went to Parkway Parade to pik up my specs and while i was there,Mum signed up for "Planet Fitness" membership while i went to go see if there was "Oniusha:Dawn Of Dreams" and well i...BOUGHT IT!!
Oh YEAH..i found out that the seller got free pretzels every two hours as the would no longer be fresh(LUCKY BASTARD)I got home,took a bath,tried out the game...(so damn....sweet..)had my tuition and ate a lovely Ham steak dinner.Going for tuition now!
Day rating:9(i got a new game~~~~)


Battled at || 8:25 PM
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I will never forget today and yesterday!

Tuesday, March 21, 2006


Yesterday the highlight was lunchtime where at first me,Yang yi and Aaron were playing basketball with some pro from 4/8 3v1 then his frens came so Liu Kong and Yu feng joined us.Frankly,it was a gruelling battle and well...WE CAME OUT TRASHING THEM SA DAMN BAD!Lol after that we went for chem practical which was nothing except testing for cations and anions using aluminium powder but it was quite fun.....then i had to go for a maths lesson until 4.I HAVE TO ATTEND IT EVERY DAMN WEEK SO SIAN!I mean to me it is like plain useless coz i have tuition on that day.Wasting my precious time.I have obtained a present for Si Jie but hmmm how am i gonna give it to her w/o everyone seeing a cre8ing a muthaf*******big Furor!!!???Also i got her two t-shirts but i'm wondering whether she'll like it,not really mind it,or hate it hopefully its not the third option ah welll......Day Rating:8(trashed 4/8 wooT MON WE ROCK!!
Today was a damn fun one.I played basketball at lunch wiping the floor with Chee long's friends that was a very big highlight for me!!Then after school i played in the interclass competition it was really funny to watch!One highlight was Aaron got a rebound and lost his balance and attempted to thunder it across to Darren but the ball slipped and it flew right into Da Wei and everyone was cheering like mad for some sadistic reason.Needless to say,Da wei was unharmed due to his ....well the name can tell u wat saved him lol.I was subbed in during the second half and just about 1 minute into the game we were defending and i managed to block the guy with the ball so Si Hao snatched the ball and ran across the court. I followed behind him and i think he saw me as when he jumped to do a lay-up,he passed me the ball slipping it through his arms and well...I shot it.......and.....*SCHOOOPPP* in went the ball producing a very satisfyong swish of the net.After that i got subbed out as we no longer needed to defend anymore so they went back to RUSHING!!!
Table tennis was after that and lemme tell you Jack was doing weirdo stunts and well i got damn mad at his incompetence...INFURIATING HIS ATTITUDE IS!!!Dun wanna tok about it anymore..
Oh yeah today the girls had a competition and i only remembered to send them(well Si Jie..)gd luck at around mid-night.So this training there were no free frags....lol
Day Rating:7.5(basketball...OWNING but no girls at training so not as interesting...)


Battled at || 8:50 PM
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Wednesday...Yours,Mine and ours.Thursday boring

Sunday, March 19, 2006


Wednesday nothing much except our cousin,Dennis,came over so we mashed his Xbox until tuition at 4.Russell went out to go swimming at Chinese garden or some place like that so i played Battle Front2 until about 4.My father called as he just got back and he wanted to watch Pink Panther.Unfortunately,it stopped screening so we watched Yours,Mine and ours which was frankly quite good.
I was actually worried about the movie clashing with our tuition so we cought a 9 o'clock show and we got him to eat dinner at home so everything worked out fine.Mr.Ong is a very lucky guy he hardly misses the good food at my place and he came just in time for dinner.The movie itself was quite good and pretty funny(i have good taste in movies)and finished at around 11 so we had ta hurry back as dad had to get to work the next day.
Day Rating:7(movie the only highlight)
Thursday.....got up extremely early in the morning for SS lessons,got scolded for "wasting the teachers effort".Completely wiped out the chocolates she had purchased for us(felt a bit bad about it)and i fell asleep in the Maths lesson(so boring...)got home at about 4-ish and played DOA to unlock all the outfits(eh heheheh) and ended the day apart from that there was nothing interesting.
Day Rating:8(sleeping in the afternoon is so fulfilling)


Battled at || 4:14 PM
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Tuesday photoshoot

Saturday, March 18, 2006


These holidays were mostly crap because i had to go back to school on Tuesday,Thursday and Friday for lessons and the rest of the days i had tuition.The only interesting thing was a photoshoot i had on Tuesday at some place called Naughty by Nature to take some photos.It was really crowded there even though we had been promised that there would be no lag.The manager came up to explain some stuff and introduced us about the concept of his company and then an image consultant(Kevin)explained a little further.My mum however,cut him way off telling him to get straight to the pt.So for the first shoot my bro and I had to wait for a very long time for my mum and my sis to get their make-up on.After that we met our photographer for the casual solo shots and took a few pictures.For mum it was some like model shots,for Rocio,ballet shots(she argued with mum about who went first and turns out mum had to go first)for me it was the cheery guy and for my bro who could not smile naturally,he had to act Zhuai!
Our formal shoots required us to change into tuxedos and stuff like that.I found my jeans worked better with my suit so i neglected to change into the pants that was with the suit.The formal shots was mostly family shots which was quite nice.My sister managed to get some solo shots though.
When it was time to choose photos we at first planned to buy the album however some Indian came to talk terms with us and frankly we got pissed off especially mum who reprimeanded Rocio who was talking way too much.In the end we could only get 2 photos and chose one family one and a shot of my sister(no choice see her like going to cry so let her have it lor)
Thankfully dinner was damn good we had it at Mezzer9 and we ordered Wagyu beef that was out of stock so got stuck with Australian beef.We also ordered Lobster Yee-fu noodles(very juicy....)and a hell of a lot of bread(no idea why)It was extremely late when we got back so i took a quick shower and dropped off to sleep.
Day Rating:7(took some nice photos but like very waste time as we couldn't use them but the dinner was good)


Battled at || 10:13 AM
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The LINE_______

Sunday, March 12, 2006


Last night,my mum managed to get reservations for dinner at The Line(way to go mum!).So basically its some fancy seafood buffet coz there is not much red meat.Mainly,its things like tuna and Jap food.It's also damn difficult to book as some people have to book a week or more ahead of time.Its mostly a cross between Asian food and Western food but the quality is damn high.The food tastes so.......SHIOK AH!!!!
When we got into the car to go,I saw one very interesting thing...le car was DAMN DIRTY no idea why but most likely had to do with the rain in the afternoon.Going to Shangri-la was terrible as there was a monster traffic jam.When we finally got there,it was so damn pai seh as well the car looked like crap in the light.Well we quickly got to the place and we were forced to wait for a table even though we had a reservation(sian)however i think it was worth the wait but our table was damn far away from the good stuff.Well needless to say,the food was pretty good but their japanese sashimi needs a lot of work temperature wise.It's way too freckin warm to enjoy.It would be nearly impossible to recount exactly what i ate but i loved the satay,grilled tuna,swordfish and the various dim-sum(pretty good)I had some Iced Lemon Tea which was very lousy...before adding the syrup.
However one thing i remember damn well is the dessert!I had mango sorbet at first but i wanted to try more.I went to grab a slice of mango chessecake(that's what i think it was)some mousse(also unclear as to what it was)and some chocolate covered strawberries(chocolate fountain......sweet!)My bro had strawberry ice-cream which some idiot cleared b4 bro finished it(WHY DUDE WHY!!!)My sister took the chocolate flavour ice-cream(which became ice-less(melted))haizzz.....
After dessert,sister,brother,mother,moi(well..just everybody) toyed around with the cameras in the handphones.Took a couple of pictures with each other,passed the pictures around by bluetooth and took some weirdo pics of my bro using the various frames in my phone.So funny.We left after that and when we claimed our car I was kinda shocked to see the car in an even worse state of dirt than before so we quickly left the place.The trip back was full of singing(Jay Chou etc..)came home very stuffed oh and we found a tiny cockroach nymph near Russell(he freaked out LOL!)Couldn't sleep at all as i was so damn full so damn happy!)
Day Rating:9(warm sashimi...YECCHHH)


Battled at || 7:05 PM
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IPP(i poison pupils)and yesterday's news

Friday, March 10, 2006


Yesterday,we had a few gd lessons(Bio,Physics,)and for physics we got to have our electricity practical.Actually we were just messing around with the components for the fun of it.Asswmbly that day waas the student leaders' investiture and when my bro got his badge thingy,i think i was the only one who clapped(ha Russell's friends=lazy asses)damn embarassing!Table-tennis training was ok at first but near the end of it,i had no idea WHAT THE HELL HE WAS DOING!!!Going around saying i should'nt use my backhand to hit the f**king ball,idiot!After we lost to Yi yang, the bastard Jack dissappeared somewhere so i played the next match by myself.So damn shuang any how play also can win(almost lost though)Ai ya dun wanna talk about that training anymore

Today,i thought i heard about a change in our schedule for holiday training but i just found out that there is no training so that's a load off my mind!Today's Bio lesson was quite weird....Mrs.Ong's(bio teach)computer was freaking out when showing some things on plant pollination..etc.I think that computer needs to be changed immediately its so lousy!!Chinese lesson was boring until Yi chong got damn angry at the chinese teach.Our IPP program commenced straight after our break and we went around taping trash bags to the bloody windows and some parts of the door.At first,Clement played his Mp3 but Junaidah wanted it off(figures)so after everything was sealed we played some game where u guess numbers from a certain range and pray that u dun pik the special number chosen by a certain lucky guy.The penalty....a WEIRDO CONCOCTION down your throat.The two girls playing tio a lot of times damn funny.To check whether we did out sealing properly,some MOE guy with a smoke gun blew smoke onto our sealed doors and windows.We passed the test so we won't get hurt if sumthin really happened yeah!During the debrief,The OM asked a stupid question"Do you understand English"(probably belted out orders with no results)so i said no and Edmund Ng(son of OM) heard me and he like got in my face asking whether i understood English or not.His breath was FUCKING CORROSIVE HE COULD MELT ANYTHING WITH THAT BREATH so i acted scared so that he would STFU.Omg i almost suffocated there LOL.Watched a movie in the AVA rm after the debrief(fell asleep halfway)watched Aaron and the basketball players play a friendly match for a while and bought one cornetto ice-cream to support Russell's cause,went home to try out dota6.27b AI version and owned the slightly smarter AI compared to the last ones but they still suck like hell.
Day Rating:5(my life was almost claimed by Edmund's rancid breath)


Battled at || 5:15 PM
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Social Etiquette today continued

Wednesday, March 08, 2006


So the dinner was not too bad and the main course was pretty good(but its only getting 3.5 stars)but i find the dessert was fantastic(apple struddle mmm..)Oh yeah,The guys found a damn big lizard in the toilet soo cool.Went back in the bus and was singing Chinese songs with my gd buddies.Also the class sang happy birthday for Ee-ling(owes me $6)and sang so many songs half-way(Aaron pand-seh'ed us plenty of times that ass...lol)so we good brothers have dedicated to come to my place to study from 10-2 every Saturday hoping they stand by what they said coz i prefer to studdy in a grp coz no distractions.Mum is ok with it so i hope it will happen!
Day Rating:10(fd,lesson,girls all dressed up,study group made enough said!)


Battled at || 10:53 PM
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Social Etiquette today(ooooo~~~~)



ok today i got to school early(as usual)junior tagged along panting all the way.So cute...i carried my clothes to the canteen feeling a bit awkward and when i saw the guys the first thing i was asked was "Ryan what you wearing?!Tuxedo ah?!!"Showed that there was no tuxedo and got a call from Aaron to help him buy food.(lazy guy he is)He was almost late so he ate the stuff in the parade square(assembly area) before flag raising.For PE we managed to play a bit of games but Dr.Chee had to waste time talking about Sport's Day coz our sport's rep(Chris the gorilla)did not attend the briefing.Basically we only had ten minutes bouncing a fucking light lousy ball.I missed every ball until Yang yi(saviour) came with his basketball after he attended some meeting and in went four long distance two-pointers(phew.....CHOP!i rule lol!)
So after that was English where we got back our progress results so i got mine back pretty soon as i did not fail any subjects(Viva ME)and Aaron and Yang yi got theirs back after me(my average beats them so much!)coz they failed one subject each!Derek like failed 2 and Yu feng failed 3(omg la)but i think the WSP(worst-scoring person)was Liu Kong 1A and the rest F9(outstanding!!)so recess we had Yee mee and Aaron choked on his so i quickly went to get him a drink.After tt a really boring,final Malay lesson.We had our medical examination(my eyesight improved!dun believe it)we had SS and Ms Ng let us off one period early so we played baasketball for twenty minutes and i made soo many intercepts yeah MAN!Changed into our long-sleeved shirts sweating like crazy and we found some people using the showers.Anyway it was sweat sweat sweat and our shirts were damn wet.Placed our stuff in some classroom and went on the bus.For some weird reason,with my shirt on everyone thought i looked like a Mafia Boss.(new nickname now..)Boarded the bus cooled down made jokes all the way so it was not boring at all.The hotel was not that bad and the speaker Christian Chua was a very entertaining guy who i think thought us quite a lot about skin care,image boosting things like that.So after that we were tought DINING ETIQUETTE(nothing mch really)and then finally dinner.
Sat with the 5 dance ppl,Yang yi,Yu feng(johnny),Zhen han and Aaron.We kept asking for bread rolls and put sugar in our butter(not bad actually)but it was still a good fine-dining experience for me.If memory serves me well,ALL the girls made an effort to doll themselves up(they looked pretty good)except for some hopeless cases and i found out that most girls dun like 4/2 coz we're childish hmm..should i be more mature or more "brudda"?Continuing this later


Battled at || 10:33 PM
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mmmmm..Mushroom Pot

Tuesday, March 07, 2006


Sunday,ate at Mushroom Pot for dinner at the place near the stadium(won't be there for long eh?)and lemme tell you all of the gd stuff is well mushrooms la!But the texture was damn fantastic and its like goddamn healthy...so shiok~~anyways that was Sunday.The prawns i was eating ah still moving(damn scary lol)

Monday,went to Mr.Ong's(maths tuitor)place for well.... tuition and played basketball and rugby(chop..chop...TOUCHDOWN)lol.

TODAY,Table-tennis forced to pair with Jack(playing not too bad now after lecturing by Coach and Lee Gong JEE)so i might enjpoy this but i kinda feel bad for Russell.Dining course tomorrow and i really can't w8 yeah mon
Day Rating:9(training gd mushroom pot very good)


Battled at || 10:12 PM
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Finals...Won!Flag Day SUCKED



OK on 4th on March(Saturday)i went all the way to Boon Lay,met Yang yi in the Mcdonalds for breakfast.Then i went to register with the class.So after collecting the tins,we went back to McDonalds as the rest had not eaten yet.So we were like spending an hour doing nothing and decided how we could like skip the flag day and we decided on changing some money into coins to chuck inside the tins.So we went to Bugis(should've went home)and we tried to collect some cash and we failed.Then we decided to head into the supermarket where Ying Chiong and Aaron changed about $2 into 5cent coinsLOL!I bought bottle of water and we decided to go to the arcade/lan shop did not really care.
Ying Chiong,Winston and his "group" went to watch a movie as they din want to play(duh)so Yu Feng borrowed Winston's shirt and we all went in half-U.We got kicked out so only me and Shei Pin who had no pants had to look for and by a pair.We did eventually from Bossinni(50% discount lol)so i played max tune for like an hour then versus'ed Hann Bin and was winning until some bastard came in.I got my ass kicked as i had the slowest car.That is until i switched to my BLACKBIRD!I won Hann Bin and almost beat those asses but they had better cars(my skill was only slightly better than theirs)so i lost.After that we went back to Boon Lay and Hann Bin was stuck in the bank reinstating his "ATM" card(damn funny).I went to change into my uniform,changed some coins from money and gave the tin back almost empty.Then i went home and watched Big MaMa's house2 (not brainlessly funny but still quite gd)at Plaza Singapura with my mum,sister,bro after making a pit-stop at Marina Square with my bro(ahaha)Ate at Cafe Cartel for dinner went home.

Ok so for the elusive finals.We won the first singles(go Yan Xiang go),lost the second doubles and singles(nothing to say)and for my match,cliffhanger dudes well i won(would you expect anything less)and we whipped them in the last singles(yeah Jing Jie)so we got 3rd and made history for B boys OLE!
Day Ratings:10(what could you expect)


Battled at || 9:03 PM
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Commmon test results and finals

Wednesday, March 01, 2006


Ok Mr.Lee(idiot)wants me to play with Jack for the finals saying about his standard being higher than that of my brother.THAT FUCKING IDIOT WUN KNOW HOW TO PAIR A DOUBLES TEAM.My bro had been training since last year in June-ish so WTH man.Jack is a pretty good player but he doesn't think i haven't fought him in a singles match but i can tell i'll own his ass.He is way too rash man(idiot)At least at the nationals i'll play with my bro again.
Ok about the comon tests............it sucked.I only got 3A's(physics,bio,A maths) 2B's(English,Chemistry) 2C's(Chinese duh...Combined humanities duh..)
AND A D(E maths..lame right?)oh well at least i know i put in the effort but i could have gotten so much better.At least i could've gotten 4 A's haizz...
Aaron coming back from school tomorrow after a 3 day dissapearing act(lol).Yeah man but i hope he really is well enough to come to school.Last time he went back after suffering for 30 minutes.
Day Rating:8(common tests results back so no stress and my dotA skills are back. YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!OWNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


Battled at || 4:13 PM
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