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My CNY(unfinished)

Monday, January 30, 2006


Yesterday was the first day of CNY so i went to my paternal grandfather's house to pay him a visit at around about 13:00 i'm not very sure but i do remember my dad having mum's jap curry until about 13:00. SOWent i got there OMG the gambling den was open!At first i was banker (fucking Jarrod)for blackjack until i lost about close to $100 then they took pity on me and we played in between where i lost even more money about $200*sigh*anyhow after borrowing capital from my dad it was a only a matter of time before my luck finally decided to arrive and I CLEARED HOUSE $300! OH YEAH BABE now thats a haul but then i still feel the biggest winner was Jarrod where he took the pot about 4 times with at least 70 dollars in it.Then after dinner we had another round of in between (cleared house) and then i lost about $30 dollars in black jack(suay).Now i'm at my aunt's(maternal side) place playing on my cousins,Dennis', XboX we are playing battle front 2 and although i have never played it before i am SO OWNING AT IT!lols oh well i will keep you posted the action seems to be very intense now.............................................................................ok i am back we're stuck at a mission and now going to dinner(steamboat again!Y!!!!).............At home now Dennis and his XboX is crashing with us today(battlefront2 marathon) so dun DISTURB ME lol..
DAY RATING:9(moneymoneymoney .......its so funny)


Battled at || 3:49 PM
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Wow 3 posts today

Saturday, January 28, 2006


wow three posts in one day that is a record people anyway.Anyway Happy Chinese New Year everybody(ok this is a bit earlier but it is almost there)Well today was extremely hectic for my mother she was cooking doing floral decorations helping my sister with homework and stuff but it is always like this around Chinese New Year.Anyways i am going to this temple to get "blessed" water i don't know whether it works but hey it is my "o" lvl year now so i'll take any luck i can get legally and safely.Lemme tell you the temple itself is not really very grand but you can see a lot of typical Singaporean "aunties and uncles"getting blessings for their spoiled rotten children or just going there to get tricked or something like that i dunno i only remember going there once.Anyway i myself am not very seep into religion but i find it is good to actually have a religion to fall back on in difficult times so at least you can like calm your nerves.Well that is my view i hope it can help me in my quest(pls check previous posts to find out which quest)
P.S. BTW anyone know how to put songs into my blog i don't know how to get song URLs from the ones i have so any help is appreciated!


Battled at || 11:14 PM
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Chinese New Year

Friday, January 27, 2006


Today i had chinese new year celebrations .First i had Bio lessons it was really just watching some funny videos but i really enjoyed it.Then we had "chinese"lessons where a relief teacher walked in to "teach".We walked down to the library and i got trashed by Yang Yi at chinese chess(expected)and then after a quick lunch i saw some of my friends play"vulgar scrabble" where they put vulgarities on the scrabble board then after that we went to see the CNY celebrations.
First,was the Chinese Orchestra(not bad)Then was the Lion dance which i really like(i don't know why i just do).After that was the guzheng performance.Then the HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT the nanhua idol competition where my classmates Liu kong,Clement(same act)and Weijie(different act) and ,another 2 people who i do not know at all, sang in hopes of winning the titile.However,there could only be one winner and so the winner was.......WEI JIE and i must say he had almost no competition(Liu Kong was very off key),and only one guy from the other 2 could sing well.
After all that,you might think it was time to go home right?WRONG!There was still the teachers' act (which started good but towards the ending....not so gr8)anyways i think i could have done better than Liu Kong i dunno some people tell me i sing well but i don't think so.Day rating:already given in previous post

p.s my phone is certified as lost some ******* probably took it.*sigh* retribution will come


Battled at || 10:02 PM
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Oh MY god



Shit la i lost my freaking handphone in the taxi!!!! Why me Why couldn't i have waited to get home before calling my friend!OH MY GOD what am i going to do the lost and found hotline is also forever busy.I can't get help from anyone in the company..what am i going to doooo!!
Day rating so far:1(i like my handphone)


Battled at || 3:16 PM
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OMG almost CNY OLE $$$ come to me

Thursday, January 26, 2006


Okie today was a pretty bad day.Pandian cake kbkp in class today so sianzz!At least i ordered the physics file so its one thing off my mind.However,i did not see HER(not gonna say who) today so sad:(wat to do)i really hope i can see her and ask fo her contact details and stuff but i can't even do step one so sian oh well i have about 3 months so i must try.(lolzz)
Also Aaron come to school.....and went back again i really pity him he looks like half a ghost and i can see his pain etched onto his face.I am veri fortunate i am not so ill hope he gets well soon.

day rating:3(could not see her today so veri sad)


Battled at || 8:37 PM
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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

ok i have finally switched to a look that is not so ugly this time so there should be only one tagbaord. I hope u like this template if not too bad!


Battled at || 3:46 PM
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not bad but not good day



wow today was a little frustrating.I had two tests today so it was quite frustrating but then it is a load of my mind now.My good friend in school has a fever or more accurately two fevers(it came back) and he can't help me to collect money for the physics file which is my next biggest worry except for this girl thing.ARGH!STUPID PANDIAN CAKE!
day's rating:7
this is something new rite?well its a rating upon ten which i use to help me gain a perspective of my life so we will see how this works out and whether i forget to do it.*laughs for a while and clicks the left mouse button*


Battled at || 2:28 PM
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Nid help

Monday, January 23, 2006


aite so there is this girl i really like but i dunno how to appraoch her i'm thinking of getting her msn and then her phone number then see how then but anyone got another idea?pls help me?PLS!!!!!~~~~~~~~the way she walks~~~~the way she talks~~~~~the way she laughs its so alluring i think i like her



p.s if there is only lame comments in your answers to my plight then keep them to yourself.Only words of help or suggestion pls dude/duddetes


Battled at || 8:48 PM
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Sunday, January 22, 2006



today i gave my mum a present for her birthday.Well i am very happy to say she loved it(she'd better it cost me,my bro and my sister $800).It was a heart pendant set in silver with silver "strings" from tiffany and co so safe to say it set us back a bit but i think my mum deserves it for taking care of us for so long and so well.Now the only problem remains for this year is my dad's present no idea what so ever to get him!any suggestions?


Battled at || 10:48 AM
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Nothing to do

Saturday, January 21, 2006


Hello its Saturday and i am bored to tears.Currently waiting to play games but also can't play for long have to go for a haircut and then go look for a gift for my mom don't know wat to get so sressing over that.HEY!I'm not bored anymoe i am gonna spend my time thinking about what to get for her.OLE bye bye boredom hello stress!(still have not finshed homework and not caring)


Battled at || 12:43 PM
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Friday, January 20, 2006


Okie this is (from right to left)me(duh),my bruddha, my dad,my dad's employee Kalin(excellent golf player),Kalin's (make a guess ok)and uncle Paul my advisor in my website (v.nice guy)but laugh a lot that's good ok people!
Okie now about 2dae.Well 2dae got up damn early to help Aaron buy food.He was supposed to do his cip but got to school at about 7:15 'ish so a bit late dude.Then go for classes lor and i did not learn anyhing except about the EYES!!Aso 2dae i did my cip i had to clean up the ******** classrooms from 4-6 lvl so damn sian summore 3 ppl nvr show up(guess who 4/2)but i think they had to do something important so can't be helped...haizzz also had to wait for my bro until 4 bcoz he also was in school so i waited for so long and tried to see y he have the meeting but they dun let me see so sad!OH well councillors are super enthu nerds anyhow


Battled at || 6:19 PM
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YO Joker here as u can see i'm the one on the....RIGHT i congratulate u if u thought i was the one on the left you are officially blind as a ******** and incredulously stupid or u just have LOW IQ!!Anywayz was in a shooting range in phuket around this time and i got a score of 78/100 not bad eh!I am a sharpshooter juz not with rubber bands.(4/2 some of you might know what i am talking about)more phuket pics coming


Battled at || 5:46 PM
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INTRODUCING....




YOYOYOYO! my name is...ON THE BOARD !CAN'T YOU READ!
Anyway... this is my blog the jokers journal!So please don't expect too many jokes though i can't come up with so many.On the left is Sephiroth!(is he cool?)i don't really like/hate himbut he is still cool


Battled at || 4:37 PM
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